Hey pplz here r sum gr8t tips fo u n cute sayinz....
children in the front seat cause accidents,
accidents in the back seat cause children.
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana.... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
HEY FEMALEZ HERE R SUM COMEBAKS TO FUK OFF DOZE ANNOYING GUYZ:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."
Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."
Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."
Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
children in the front seat cause accidents,
accidents in the back seat cause children.
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana.... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
HEY FEMALEZ HERE R SUM COMEBAKS TO FUK OFF DOZE ANNOYING GUYZ:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."
Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."
Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."
Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.