Guyz... Guys are like Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
Guys are like Vacations...They never seem to be long enough.
Guys are like Blenders...You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Guys are like Cement...After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Guys are like Chocolate Bars...Sweet, Smooth, and they usually head right for the hips.
Guys are like Coffee...The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.
Guys are like Lawnmowers...If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
Guys are like Snowstorms...You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he'll last.
Guys act like dicks to make up for the ones they dont have
~Some funny saying~
Mirrors dont talk... lucky for you they dont laugh either
Why is it that all the good girls like the bad boys?
Im not a bad girl.. im just a good girl that likes doing bad things
I ONLY look innocent, but looks can be decieving
It's not my fault I fell for him.. he tripped me
Birdy, Birdy in the sky. Why did you do that in my eye, looks like sugar, tastes like sap.. OMG it's birdy crap
SUCK IT UP PUSSY
Im the type of people your parents warned you about
Officer, I swear to drunk im not god
Never drink and drive, if you hit a bump, you will spill it
If ure drinkin apple juice and its warm.... odds are it aint apple juice
I am independent and abusive...stay out of my way
dere is always a light at the end of every tunnel... just pray it isn't a train
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch gets everything
I dont swim in your toilet, so dont pee in my pool
Having a Smoking section in a resturant is like having a peeing section in a pool
Learn the rules.... then break them
Pissing off the world... one person at a time
A pretty gal can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass...but u my friend can kiss my ass
How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there? ......two, but they're dating each other
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the hell is my ceiling
Huked On Foniks werkd fer mi, Kant cha tel?
NO OFFICER there is no Blood in my Alcohol system
Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
Screw Twizzlers... i'll make your mouth happy
Dont stick your tounge out unless you intend on using it
Friends are like Condoms.. they protect you when things get hard
Guys are like Vacations...They never seem to be long enough.
Guys are like Blenders...You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Guys are like Cement...After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Guys are like Chocolate Bars...Sweet, Smooth, and they usually head right for the hips.
Guys are like Coffee...The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.
Guys are like Lawnmowers...If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
Guys are like Snowstorms...You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he'll last.
Guys act like dicks to make up for the ones they dont have
~Some funny saying~
Mirrors dont talk... lucky for you they dont laugh either
Why is it that all the good girls like the bad boys?
Im not a bad girl.. im just a good girl that likes doing bad things
I ONLY look innocent, but looks can be decieving
It's not my fault I fell for him.. he tripped me
Birdy, Birdy in the sky. Why did you do that in my eye, looks like sugar, tastes like sap.. OMG it's birdy crap
SUCK IT UP PUSSY
Im the type of people your parents warned you about
Officer, I swear to drunk im not god
Never drink and drive, if you hit a bump, you will spill it
If ure drinkin apple juice and its warm.... odds are it aint apple juice
I am independent and abusive...stay out of my way
dere is always a light at the end of every tunnel... just pray it isn't a train
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch gets everything
I dont swim in your toilet, so dont pee in my pool
Having a Smoking section in a resturant is like having a peeing section in a pool
Learn the rules.... then break them
Pissing off the world... one person at a time
A pretty gal can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass...but u my friend can kiss my ass
How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there? ......two, but they're dating each other
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the hell is my ceiling
Huked On Foniks werkd fer mi, Kant cha tel?
NO OFFICER there is no Blood in my Alcohol system
Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
Screw Twizzlers... i'll make your mouth happy
Dont stick your tounge out unless you intend on using it
Friends are like Condoms.. they protect you when things get hard